Today's inspiration is "Rapper's Delight" by the Sugarhill Gang.

I'm going to teach you how to Nintendize your room.

First off, plant life is always a nice thing to have in your room. But darn it, I don't have a cool planter to put the plant in. Use your mind and several carts of Anticipation, and voila, you have a planter. Take one of your Anticipation carts, and drill 3 small holes through it (the cart you plan to use as the bottom) so water can flow through. Super glue four of the carts together on the end, to make the square you need. Glue the holed cart to the bottom, add dirt and plant, and instantly add life to your room. I recommend using a spider plant, as their roots will not kill your make-shift planter.

Another thing to do is go to a plant shop and see if you can buy a hollow plastic Roman-style pillar. Put a pillow on top of the pillar, and atop the pillow the rarest game in your collection. Time to flaunt your goods in style!

What I tried to do one time was carpet my bedroom floor with Power Pads. It could have worked, but the main flaw is my room's irregular shape, and it wouldn't have worked. If you have a room that's rectangular, you'll probably have better luck than I did, though.

The most extravagent thing you could do to make your room Nintendized is to get one of those flat screen wall TV's and hook in your Nintendo. Put in your favorite game, and play it to a good position and pause it. Instant painting-like pictures that can be changed!

Don't forget, the Playstation 2 is a fad. But the NES is an obsession.